Şubat 2007

Ayın Fıkraları

FIRST CLASS BLONDIE
A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in coach. The blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA." Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blonde problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in coach. Again, the blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA." The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blonde with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blonde girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something into the blonde's ear. She immediately gets up, says, "Thank you so much," hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the coach section. The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman. He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to LA."

REACHING THE END OF JOB
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT what kind of a salary he was looking for. "In the neighborhood of $140,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years...say, a red Corvette?" "Wow! Are you kidding?" "Yeah, but you started it."

DEFENSE LAWYER'S GOOD NEWS
I have good news and bad news," the defense lawyer says to his client. "What's the bad news?" The lawyer says, "Your blood matches the DNA found at the murder scene." "Dammit!" cries the client. "What's the good news?" "Well," the lawyer says, "Your cholesterol is down to 140."

SOYGUN
Temel banka soymak suçundan yargılanıyordu.
Son celseye gelindi.
Hakim ağır ağır konuşmaya başladı :
- "Delil yetersizliğinden dolayı sanık Temel'in tahliyesine karar verildi."
Bu sözleri duyan Temel, bir sevinç çığlığı attı ve hakime dönüp konuştu :
- "Gözünü sevdiğimin hakimi, şimdi bu paralar benim oldu değil mi?"

Hadi bakalım önce kim bitirecek yemeğini; 1 2 3 BAŞLA...

ANAAA ! Kampanyaya bak yahuu, tüylerim diken diken oldu... :-)

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